did you get engaged???
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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