4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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