And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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