So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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