I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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