Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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