I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
