id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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