There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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