sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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