Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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