covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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