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(301): View more from Maryland

He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic

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(703): View more from Virginia

oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control

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(250): View more from British Columbia

is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?

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(804): View more from Virginia

have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with

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(+61): View more from Australia

Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Guess whose grandma smokes weed?

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