some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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