Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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