she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
