Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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