Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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