Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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