I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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