When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
My pussy is not your playground.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Found the puke drawer
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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