so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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