big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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