She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She's the barista slut.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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