On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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