God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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