I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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