FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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