If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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