i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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