All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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