I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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