walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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