matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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