Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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