it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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