she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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