Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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