I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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