is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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