For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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