super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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