i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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