Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
