Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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