Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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