covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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