Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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