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break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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