god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
ttyl tear gas
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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