I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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