Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
