That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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