I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
