I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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