can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
